🧪 "Say my name."

"QUMULUS."

No, we’re not cooking meth in an RV — we’re just cooking up a better cloud platform.

Inspired by Breaking Bad, because frankly, cloud pricing has been breaking good developers for too long.

Here’s the pitch:

🔹 No metering

🔹 Fixed-cost pricing with QUMs (Qumulus Compute Units)

🔹 One unit includes compute, memory, storage & networking

🔹 No vendor lock-in. No billing nightmares.

Whether you’re running a side project or an enterprise platform, Qumulus lets you scale without stressing over usage-based bills.

"In a world full of metered madness, Qumulus just… makes sense."

🔗 Check it out → qumulus.io

Let me know your thoughts! Would love to hear how you're currently managing cloud cost complexity.