Posts tagged "jokes"

Born from the Quantization of Generative AI: I Released a Python Library That Quantizes Progress Bars [Zero Practicality]

Hey there! Quick question—do you know what quantization is?In the world of generative AI, quantization means shrinking the size of an AI model without tanking its accuracy. Pretty neat, right?So, wh...

15.03.2025 0 Read More

You're Not a Programmer Until...

I originally posted this post on my blog.These days, I found a post claiming you're not a senior software engineer until you work on a legacy app.It made me think about when we can call ourselves prog...

24.03.2025 0 Read More

Introducing HTML++ – The Future of Web Development

HTML++: The First Full-Stack HTML Programming Language For years, developers have been burdened by unnecessary complexities like JavaScript, Python, and even CSS. But what if I told you that ...

31.03.2025 0 Read More

April 1st: The Nuclear Pranks Only Real Developers Will Respect (and Regret)

April 1st. The one day where all the Agile, DevOps, and Security Best Practices™ you proudly post about on LinkedIn go out the window, and you unleash the chaos goblin you’ve been suppressing all ...

01.04.2025 0 Read More

Professional Programmer Proves Prolog Prolongs Productivity

At least... probably 🙃 ⛶productive(X) :- not(takes_breaks(X)). takes_breaks(X) :- not(debugging(X)). debugging(X) :- uses_prolog(X). programmer(aurora). programmer(eventide). uses_prolog(aurora...

01.04.2025 0 Read More

Level Up Your Workflow: Why a Catchy Acronym Can Revolutionize Your Project Swim Lanes

Note: This is a sarcastic post. Please do not get cranky :)In the dynamic world of project management, especially within Agile and Scrum frameworks, clear and intuitive swim lanes are the backbone of ...

04.04.2025 0 Read More

The Debugging Ghost of Line 42

It was one of those late nights in history I was trying to fix a bug that only happens in production. You know the type—harmless in dev, demonic in prod 🤣.I'm staring at line 42 in this ancient ...

04.04.2025 0 Read More

The Compiler – A Grumpy and Irresponsible Translator

You think the compiler is your assistant?Wrong.The compiler is the grumpiest translator you'll ever meet: It's rigid, stubborn, and has zero responsibility for what happens after translation. ...

06.04.2025 0 Read More

RAM – The Forgetful Girl, Loyal Yet Tragic

A Systemic Love Story: The Triangle Between RAM, CPU, and Dev 1. RAM and CPU: A One-Sided Love RAM is a lovable, loyal girl, but forgetful. She doesn’t make decisions. She simply listens to ...

06.04.2025 0 Read More

Tried printing 'Hello' in Malbolge...

⛶('&%:9]!~}|z2Vxwv-,POqponl$Hjig%$#"Expected output: Hello Actual output: Gibberish and/or a crash Compiler: “You dare approach me?” (Meanwhile, I'm debugging with a crucifix and holy water....

14.04.2025 0 Read More