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Merge Me If You Can — The Art of the Pull Request Ego

“It’s not about catching bugs. It’s about catching egos slipping.” — Probably You Welcome to the wild world of pull request reviews — where the true game isn’t fixing code, it’s flexi...

08.04.2025 0 Read More

Defining PHP Constants That Collapse When Observed

What if your constants didn't exist until you looked at them?In PHP, a constant is usually… well, constant. Boring. Static. Defined once, and always the same. But what if we injected a little quantu...

13.04.2025 0 Read More

🌚 Dark Mode Is Overrated (and I’ll Die On This Hill)

🌚 Dark Mode Is Overrated (and I’ll Die On This Hill) Yes, I said it. You can clutch your RGB keyboards and hiss at me through your dual monitors, but hear me out — Dark Mode isn’t th...

16.04.2025 0 Read More

🧠 If Programming Languages Were Co-Workers (Crackhead Edition)

🧠 If Programming Languages Were Co-Workers (Crackhead Edition) Let’s stop pretending and call it like it is: Every programming language is just a co-worker with deeply unhinged vibes.Her...

18.04.2025 0 Read More

💬 Dev Comments I Actually Read vs Ignore

💬 Dev Comments I Actually Read vs Ignore Let’s be honest: Not all code comments are created equal. Some guide you. Some make you laugh. And some? Straight to the trash with console.log()...

18.04.2025 0 Read More

Why I Built a Game Where You Pay to Exist

We’re surrounded by gamification. Steps walked. Tasks checked. Duolingo owls. Productivity streaks. Fitness rings.So I built the dumbest one I could think of: A leaderboard where you pay daily to s...

18.04.2025 0 Read More

Why My Code Works Better at Night (And Other Lies I Tell Myself)

I write better code after midnight. At least, that's what I tell myself as I stare at my glowing screen, eyes dry, surrounded by the ruins of coffee cups and broken promises.Somehow, the bugs seem fri...

30.04.2025 0 Read More

Merge Me If You Can — The Art of the Pull Request Ego

Defining PHP Constants That Collapse When Observed

🌚 Dark Mode Is Overrated (and I’ll Die On This Hill)

🧠 If Programming Languages Were Co-Workers (Crackhead Edition)

💬 Dev Comments I Actually Read vs Ignore

Why I Built a Game Where You Pay to Exist

Why My Code Works Better at Night (And Other Lies I Tell Myself)

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